Oh No Ringtone by Eminem
Eminem – Oh No Ringtone
intro:
uh no, what is happening to my brain, i can’t believe this is happening again.
verse 1:
lava out my lips i flips, wait i think i have a cramp
i’m trying to shove the lava lamp up my fathers ass
i think i’m out of gas man, i need another mask
i’d ask my mother but i think she’s laughing at the plant
a half a gram of graham crackers and some bandy camps
i think i’ll eat some ? like the candy yams
cut a couple cadavers up and have a snack
abracadabra mother fucker, look who’s fucking back
just like a pendulum, satan’s pentagram swings
i accidently dented it and bent the damn thing
shit i think i might of did it when i was dancing
when i was chopping one of my legs of when i pulled a hamstring
first i re-up then i relapse, go to rehab
then i detox after i see doc then i’ll be back
with the sequel, repeat the cycle
‘cause i react like the seahawk when i see nyquil.
hook:
uh no
here we go again
i don’t know
when its going to end
uh whoa
where did it begin
so long ago
may be way back then
uh no.
verse 2:
and to the well baby jessica fell
she may have wetted herself
quit playing get her some help
mary kayler turner was sending me letters from jail
everyday in journal saying how she wanted to smother me in lettuce and milk
i’m the medicine man, my medical marijuana
was prescribed by a doctor, shove the entire fighter up her
perez hilton’s ass, shit i almost forgot that
he’s always shoving something up his ass, so why not that
and fuck it, while i’m venting let’s shove a vending machine
up his rear end when he’s bending over pretending that he
didn’t say anything that would be offending to me
stick his head in a blender, begin blending and gee
where should i put the pink sissy with the fluffy hair
put him under the stairs, people are already under there
hmm, i wonder where, wait i think the cupboard’s bare
stuff up in the tupperware and shove him up in there.
hook:
uh no
here we go again
i don’t know
when its going to end
uh whoa
where did it begin
so long ago
may be way back then
uh no.
verse 3:
vicodin’s like a nitrogen hydrogen vitamin
i bite into five and then i get high as a kite again
i like it when i get in my zone on the mic again
who am i kidding’, i couldn’t quit this shit if my life depends
i relapsed twice after i came outta brighton then
yeah rehab’s nice, i have my name up in light again
you see that’s why, i can’t decipher what life i’m in
i might pull a knife on your wife and slice her then dice her then
it sounds so enticing’ isn’t it nice when i’m hype again
on nights when i’m like this, no time to write this just type it in
if i could get my pen to slow down, what did i write just then
man i’m about to hyperventilate, i just have hyper tension
i have the type of mental state you couldn’t comprehend
when usually stupid of you for you to think i’m your friend
i usually do what i do and suffer no consequence
i offer no mercy, the controversy is once again
uh no
here we go again
i don’t know
when its going to end
uh whoa
where did it begin
so long ago
may be way back then
uh no.
Eminem – Oh No Ringtone